#1- Not being able to record music because you have spent your budget on alcohol
#2- Can't afford alcohol because your iTunes check has not arrived yet
#3- Wont drive your Impala because you have yet to clean up the vomit you left behind a week ago
#4- Couldn't write a new song because you were distracted by internet pornography
#5- Late to a show because you couldnt find your fingerless gloves
#6- Cant find a decent looking v-neck
#7- May not get booked because you were intoxicated when you decided to speak to the promoter
#8- Lost your voice at the beginning of your performance because you decided to drink all night due to you playing late
#9-Can no longer attend Insane Clown Posse shows in fear of being spotted by fans
#10- Never allowed to sit passenger side, just dont do it
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